sheogorath-prince-of-madness: ::Anon:: Can I see you dingus? What does it smell like? Huh?

SMELLS LIKE YOUR MOM’S BATHROOM HOLE

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GOODNIGHT, YOU SWAMP DONKEYS. I’M A FAT SACK OF LOBSTER URINE.
Anonymous: have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

I WALKED RIGHT INTO THIS. GOING TO MURDER YOU, JESS.

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced, via 1-800-hot-body)

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FROM NOW ON CUM WILL BE REFERRED TO AS “CHIRP” AND CUMMING WILL BE REFERRED TO AS “CHIRPING”
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